Today I was reading another litany of sins committed by The Powers That Be against the Virtuous Poor, and all of the things that need to happen to remedy these crimes, most of which involved vast sums of tax dollars being transferred into someone else's pocket by the government. And I was feeling all guilty.
Then I thought to myself, "You know what? If we gave into all of their demands, they'd just invent new reasons to complain!"
Then, for some reason, I started blasting Lady Gaga's "Born This Way."