Yes, I posted the video here. You're not supposed to post videos from the other side, but this thing is so completely godawful that me posting it cannot possibly win Dalton any votes. If you don't believe me, just read the comments on the Star article. Or go to the Youtube link, where they have disabled comments. And you're all going to watch it. Everyone is going to see what these bastards blew 20 K on. YOU SHALL ALL KNOW MY PAIN.
Questions about this video abound, questions that should never have to be asked by people. Why is there an antique car in the video when the people there are supposed to be working at modern jobs? Why are the Hudak Health Care drivers wearing cowboy hats when the video is set in a warehouse parking lot?? Why do the healthcare workers appear well fed and well dressed if we're in the poverty stricken dustbowl here??? Why is it four minutes long with awkward stretches of silence???? What's with the sign for ice cream just randomly sitting there in the background at 0:43????? Why can't I unsee this horrible horrible video?????? Why did it cost $20,000 THAT COULD HAVE GONE TO HEALTH CARE?!?!?
At one point in this video, someone says, "Not all stupid ideas are good ones." If that ALONE doesn't turn this video into an internet meme on the level of I Can Haz Cheezburger then I'm losing all faith in the Internet. Here, I'll get things started:
It's an image macro. Funny. Ha ha ha ha. No. No, it still hurts. Damn you, Dalton.
If Ed Wood, Michael Bay, Uwe Boll, Tommy Wiseau, John Waters, and the guy who directed Silent Night Deadly Night 2 all got together and said "Let's make the worst movie ever", it'd probably look something like Dalton's OPSEU video. No, wait, I take it back. Whatever those directors would come up with would make them look like Christopher Nolan compared to this offal.
For the love of all that is good and decent in this world, do NOT vote for Dalton on October 6th. Do NOT allow this to go unpunished.
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