Friday, March 23, 2012

Protect Your King

I read my good friend Adam Radwanski's latest, about how po' widdle Deb Matthews got ORNGE juice all over her nice clean political image, and I viddied such lovely pictures about how Dalton, prince of the satrap of Ottawa South, scion of the high-born McGuinty Liberal family, saddles his leadership rivals with baggage so that they will never be able to challenge him.

For Chris Bentley, Caledonia and wind turbines. For Deb Matthews, ORNGE. For Dwight Duncan, the economy and the budget. For Kathleen Wynne, forcing her into ministries she doesn't want to be in. To say nothing of George Smitherman and Michael Bryant and Sandra Pupatello and all the other might-have-beens that passed unheralded before the last election.

There are people in Dalton's caucus that have been waiting to challenge him for over a decade. But no. They bide their time, willingly throwing themselves on political land mines for their lordly Leader.

There is no clearer proof that the Liberal Party is a full-on cult.

Drink the red Kool-Aid because your Leader tells you to, you zombies! You'll go to Heaven!


  1. viddied?
    is that droog speak?
    Anthony Burgess was way ahead of his time.

  2. It’s funny how the colours of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.