Saturday, February 12, 2011

Smoove B Puts The Jack Move on Dalton McGuinty!

Can you dig it? Word on the street is that Attorney General Chris "Smoove B" Bentley, one of the coolest cats in Dalton's crew, is looking to move on up from the West side (of London) to a deluxe apartment in the sky. They say Smoove B is looking to stick it to D-man and become the next Liberal leader! Righteous!

Awwww yeah. Some brothers call themselves O.G.'s, but I'm the A.G., beeyotch!

Y'all better recognize that Smoove B has got his leadership ambitions going on. Attorney General and Indian Affairs? This guy's the Bentley to Dalton McGuinty's beat-up Oldsmobile, or the Ignatieff to Dalton's Stephane Dion. Yeah, the legal system is fraught with delays and Caledonia isn't getting any better last time I checked, but that don't faze Smoove B none.

Chris Bentley is so smooth he makes silk feel like sandpaper. Chris Bentley is so cool he's colder than a polar bear's toenails. Most importantly, Chris Bentley isn't Dalton McGuinty! Dammit Chris, what's stopping you?! This isn't a marathon, we need a leadership change NOW.

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